Hey, the man typing this description is a strapping young lad of 17 years who goes by the name Zane. He works in the pizza industry, so he has developed a taste for marinara and tips. He's sardonic and witty, but is, to quote a schoolmate of his, "healthy awkward". He's fond of the color blue, if you couldn't tell from the url, H&M, jazz and music, and humor in general. he's more of a lover than a fighter, and by that I mean he can't really put up a fight at all, so he doesn't bite, so feel free to talk and what not. He appreciates it. Here's hoping your blood burns blue!

I still want Colbert to be president of America. With Jon as VP. Or vice cersa, either way works.

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I'll tumblr for ya: Oh my God 666 Burger has the most entertaining About Page

coelasquid:

The point of a burger is the meat, it should taste like animals, not toppings, it should feel like a meal, not a snack and it should make you feel privileged to be a meat-eater.”

“Our meat is locally sourced from cows that have been raised humanely…fuck that actually, humanely is a common…

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classicsss:

I really, really like this. Like…a lot.

classicsss:

I really, really like this. Like…a lot.

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I’m think I’m gonna do one Scissor Sisters song for a day, until I get burned out and say fuck it. Here’s Baby Come Home from their new album, Magic Hour. A light song about a man pining for his lover to come over, and it’s goddamn catchy.

joewalkerfan:

Apocalyptour 5/25 San Francisco

This was a fantastic show, even if me and my friend were some of the only guys there. Also, the fans screeched at every other word, but it was good. Brian Holden’s rendition of Guys Like Potter with swung notes and jazz scat was still my favorite part though.

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  • Question: 4, 11, 16, 19, 20, 30, 37, and 47. - pattychibs
  • Answer:

    4: 3 things I love? Well, in particular order: Vests, especially fancier ones, Jazz in general, but as a trombone player I’m going with a good jazz trombone solo, and pizza with pineapple on it.

    11: Well, I miss the desert of Nevada a lot. I like high and dry compared to the California valley I live in now. I miss being able to talk to my brother on a daily basis, but that just makes the rare times we do talk that much more sweeter, and I miss key signatures a lot because I’m not the most attentive sight reader.

    16: I love a lot of urban places. My main loves are San Francisco, London, 4th Avenue in Tuscon, and on a more rural note, the Nevada desert is quite lovely.

    19: I’m listening my new Scissor Sisters album, Magic Hour! Shit’s all disco and dancey and oh so fantastic!

    20: I first notice color combinations and someone’s tolerance of sarcasm when I first meet someone. I like fashion, and I’m really snide person so the aforementioned tolerance is kind of critical to know; I’m not fond of offending/annoying people.

    30: My favorite bands (at the moment) are the Scissor Sisters for being so catchy, the Mars Volta for being my favorite prog rock group (seriously, just listen to Televators or Inertiatic ESP) and Outkast, because I’m a fan of dope beats.

    37: I want a tattoo across my back with the quote, “Laugh and the World Laughs with You” all stylized and what not. I’ll give the phrase to artsy friends of mine and see what they can whip up.

    47: I love my music loud with great bass when alone; I like it moderate when talking with people.

Will this change anything? Probably not, but it’d be fantastic.

Will this change anything? Probably not, but it’d be fantastic.

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  • Question: 28, 35, and 38. c: - comfortkeepsusnice
  • Answer:

    28: My favorite movie? That’s either Snatch, because the guy who did the Sherlock Holmes movies doing a London Crime movie involving Brad Pitt bare-knuckle boxing with a great soundtrack is amazing, or Casino Royale because Daniel Craig is one of the best Bonds ever.

    35: My favorite holiday is Christmas, because I get to see my brother and sister and for breakfast we make the most delicious ham and corn and other veggies with aebleskivers that have the best doughy middle and fritters covered in powdered sugar, like dunes of the whitest snow, or like piles of the purest cocaine. Tl;dr I love Danish pastries.

    38: I joined Tumblr because my friends kept talking about it and I was curious. I stayed because of the funny pictures and puppy photos.

euphloria:

omg please

euphloria:

omg please

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