My previous description was Fucking godawful, so here's a better one. My name's Zane. I'm a young man. I like the color blue, and the state of Nevada, because I have poor taste. Enjoy.

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groldergoat:

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Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.

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owligator:


iM GONNA SCREAM

owligator:

iM GONNA SCREAM

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yag-z:

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miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

for allison, cuz she might have interest in this sort of thing. also just because this is interesting in general

WHY IS THERE NOTHING LIKE THIS FOR MY DICK
CAPITALISM HAS FAILED ME

HAHA this is like #1 on Katya’s wishlist, so I knew about this already (Thanks for thinkin’ of me though, Anthony!)
tyler I’m pretty sure vibrating fleshlights exist that buzz to the beat of music also exist

Really ladies

yag-z:

onkay:

tylertheexterminatus:

immabard:

miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99. (lol)

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

for allison, cuz she might have interest in this sort of thing. also just because this is interesting in general

WHY IS THERE NOTHING LIKE THIS FOR MY DICK

CAPITALISM HAS FAILED ME

HAHA this is like #1 on Katya’s wishlist, so I knew about this already (Thanks for thinkin’ of me though, Anthony!)

tyler I’m pretty sure vibrating fleshlights exist that buzz to the beat of music also exist

Really ladies

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8 Favourite Cultural References

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strontiumsun:

silverspleen:

strontiumsun:


I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.

Magnefing more like Magnifique.

uwu

strontiumsun:

silverspleen:

strontiumsun:

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I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.

Magnefing more like Magnifique.

uwu

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nbcdevotee:

(Hopefully) the future of Weekend Update. 
(Along with one of the new girls, please and thank you?) 

nbcdevotee:

(Hopefully) the future of Weekend Update. 

(Along with one of the new girls, please and thank you?) 

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

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